I was told this is me getting my "Maxwell" look on.
Ever since Sept 11th happened, I REALLY dislike flying. Not that I was ever crazy about it before, its just that now you have a whole other set of assholes to worry about. I don't mean the supposed terrorists either, I mean the TSA. These stupid assed terror alerts and "Elevated" levels of security are ridiculous. I've always believed that this whole "War On Terror" has more to do with government defense and security contracts than with anything else but that is another story for another blog. Right here I'm complaining about tha ass clowns who do security screenings in the airports.
A few weeks back I was coming back to NYC from Detroit, and it just so happened that Ice Cube and his entourage was all going thru the security checkpoint at the same time. Now these silly ass screeners were so giddy over Ice cube and his crew being there that they held everyone else up while they were waiting to get autographs and take pictures. None of them even noticed that Danny Glover was standing further back on tha line. I looked back at him and he looked at what was going on and shot me a look like "Would you look at this shit" I looked at him like "Yeah I hear you man" What's more is, I had a big assed bottle of Chocolate Milk in my bag that no one noticed because they were too busy being star struck.
The real bullshit is that they just came out and said that you couldn't build a bomb with liquids that you sneak on a plane anyway so what's the point?
Anyway, that aside, I also wanna say that I wish people would stop telling me how "knocked out" I was when I wake up upon landings. I know I was sleeping, that was the idea. The plan is always to sleep on tha plane so as not to have to have conversations with people while on them.
Damn, flying.
